this is below the eight, tumblr style. below the eight lite, if you will. easy listening below the eight. i can't believe it's not below the eight spread.
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Okay, seriously? This is just too damn cute.

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stfubelievers:

feminanimal:

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

my-ear-trumpet:

mysticalhawthorn:
jesusislove:damnedifyouforget:1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:crownofstorms
…Homework, Family Guy, JAM JARS THAT WON’T OPEN…

Loose Listers, Bad Font Fondlers, Apostrophe Apostatizers…

I love that I am included on this list…a few times.

 I’m in here more than once as well.

 Come on. How could I NOT reblog this? I wonder why “druggies” doesn’t get an apostrophe. I would also like to know what the hell “P.K.” stands for.

stfubelievers:

feminanimal:

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

my-ear-trumpet:

mysticalhawthorn:

jesusislove:damnedifyouforget:1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:crownofstorms

…Homework, Family Guy, JAM JARS THAT WON’T OPEN…

Loose Listers, Bad Font Fondlers, Apostrophe Apostatizers…

I love that I am included on this list…a few times.

 I’m in here more than once as well.

 Come on. How could I NOT reblog this? I wonder why “druggies” doesn’t get an apostrophe. I would also like to know what the hell “P.K.” stands for.

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stfubelievers:

“Yahoo answers is also a social site full of barely functioning knuckle dragging batshit insane people asking barely comprehensible questions in pigdin grammer.  I thought of replying to Ms. Baptist’s question, since 2 of the 3 categories she inquired about (atheism and feminism) apply to me.  But then I remembered I had better ways to spend my time…like indoctrinating socialism in schoolchildren and having multiple abortions.”
I pulled my fav comments. Here is the whole thread: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091102133716AAZmWvb
(Thanks Lindsay)

 There are no words.

stfubelievers:

“Yahoo answers is also a social site full of barely functioning knuckle dragging batshit insane people asking barely comprehensible questions in pigdin grammer.  I thought of replying to Ms. Baptist’s question, since 2 of the 3 categories she inquired about (atheism and feminism) apply to me.  But then I remembered I had better ways to spend my time…like indoctrinating socialism in schoolchildren and having multiple abortions.”

I pulled my fav comments. Here is the whole thread: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091102133716AAZmWvb

(Thanks Lindsay)

 There are no words.

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Lazy Sunday

Saturday night I stayed up until 2 AM. I woke up at 11:30 and decided to nap for a few hours. Who does that? Who lies in bed, having not yet gotten up even to pee, and decides to take a nap? Me, that’s who. I got up at 1:30 as planned, got started on dinner (jambalaya), ran to the store, then came back and finished dinner. We ate pretty early — around 5, I think — aaaaand then I passed out again until about 7:30. I stayed up watching The Prisoner on AMC until midnight, fighting sleep all the while. For a few minutes there, I didn’t think I’d make it.

At some point (shortly before midnight, most likely), I had an epiphany: oh, this is probably because I upped the dosage on one of my meds. May cause drowsiness, right there on the bottle. Also may cause sleepfighting and biting one’s own lip, but it doesn’t say that.

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Wonk Eye

So … I think one of my eyes is a little more than slightly off-center. Before I only noticed it in head-on photos, but now I’m seeing it in the mirror. Is it possible for your eyes to start crossing? This is not cool.

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stfubelievers:

“What concerns me the most, is that the majority of the people taking place in this conversation are public school educators.” Ah, that explains how this happened.
Here is what happens when people too stupid to understand science try to, well, understand science. I don’t understand quantum physics, but that doesn’t diminish the competance of the scientists who do. The fact that any of them are involved in the education system makes me feel ill. Sadly, Suzie happens to not be involved in the public education system, even though she is the only one here who should be. I am gonna go ahead and guess Pam Three-Names didn’t even read Suzie’s post (or is too stupid to understand it…) because she answers her question. No worries though, Pam. We aren’t offended we just think you’re stupid.
(Thanks for the intelligence Suzie)

Holy SHIT. These are public school educators. Taxes pay their salaries. These people are responsible for passing on information to children. That scares me more than a little bit.

stfubelievers:

“What concerns me the most, is that the majority of the people taking place in this conversation are public school educators.” Ah, that explains how this happened.

Here is what happens when people too stupid to understand science try to, well, understand science. I don’t understand quantum physics, but that doesn’t diminish the competance of the scientists who do. The fact that any of them are involved in the education system makes me feel ill. Sadly, Suzie happens to not be involved in the public education system, even though she is the only one here who should be. I am gonna go ahead and guess Pam Three-Names didn’t even read Suzie’s post (or is too stupid to understand it…) because she answers her question. No worries though, Pam. We aren’t offended we just think you’re stupid.

(Thanks for the intelligence Suzie)

Holy SHIT. These are public school educators. Taxes pay their salaries. These people are responsible for passing on information to children. That scares me more than a little bit.

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A LOON.

That’s what I am. I almost knocked my three-hole punch off my desk, and I turned around and softly admonished it*. “Don’t fall.”

DON’T FALL?!

And then I realized it was a probably a reflex, from saying it to the cats so often. And then I realized how absolutely ridiculous that is of me, saying that to a damn cat. Yes, I frequently trip up the stairs while you have the genetically refined, superior agility of a … well, of a CAT, but oh, please don’t fall.

Sometimes I even perplex myself.

*= Whereas usually, I only talk to inanimate objects when they’re pissing me off. That’s okay, right?

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